Pedaling A New Miracle Drug!

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- if you have asthma and cannot go out to follow the bee;
- if you have acne and hate the pock marks on your forehead;
- if you have depression and it weighs you down watching you;
- if you have scabby ugly psoriasis…….

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- Will open your clogged air vents;
- Dry up the acne afflicting your face;
- And lift you up from depression pits if you have no suicidal thoughts;
- Clear your psoriasis for a week, inside of a week.

Simple Side effects: nausea, drowsiness, and dizziness. Fast heart rate, suicidal thoughts and hallucinations.

Other Side effects may also include: Back pain; headache; mild pain, redness, or swelling at the injection site; mild stomach pain; nausea; runny or stuff nose.

Medium allergic reactions:
(Rash; hives; itching; difficulty breathing; tightness in the chest; swelling of the mouth, face, lips, or tongue; unusual hoarseness); black, tarry, or bloody stools; blood in the urine; burning, numbness, or tingling; butterfly-shaped rash on the nose and cheeks; change in the appearance of a mole; chest pain; confusion; fainting; fast or irregular heartbeat; mental or mood changes; muscle pain or weakness; new or worsening joint pain; open sore that does not heal; persistent pain, swelling, or redness at the injection site; red, swollen, blistered, or peeling skin; severe or persistent headache or dizziness; severe or persistent stomach pain; shortness of breath; signs of infection (eg, fever, chills, or persistent sore throat; persistent cough; flu-like symptoms; warm, red, or painful skin; increased or painful urination); swelling of the ankles, hands, or feet; tremor; unexplained weight loss or weight gain; unusual bruising or bleeding; unusual lumps; unusual skin growth or other skin changes; unusual tiredness or weakness; unusually pale skin; vision changes; vomit that looks like coffee grounds.

Slightly than medium reactions: Anxiety; constipation; decreased sexual desire or ability; diarrhea; dizziness; drowsiness; dry mouth; increased sweating; loss of appetite; nausea; nervousness; stomach upset; tiredness; trouble sleeping; vomiting; weight loss.

Severe side effects:
Severe allergic reactions (rash; hives; itching; difficulty breathing; tightness in the chest; swelling of the mouth, face, lips, or tongue); bizarre behavior; black or bloody stools; chest pain; confusion; decreased bladder control; decreased concentration; decreased coordination; exaggerated reflexes; fainting; fast or irregular heartbeat; fever; hallucinations; memory loss; new or worsening agitation, panic attacks, aggressiveness, impulsiveness, irritability, hostility, exaggerated feeling of well-being, restlessness, or inability to sit still; persistent or severe ringing in the ears; persistent, painful erection; red, swollen, blistered, or peeling skin; seizures; severe or persistent anxiety or trouble sleeping; severe or persistent headache; stomach pain; suicidal thoughts or attempts; tremor; unusual bruising or bleeding; unusual or severe mental or mood changes; unusual weakness; vision changes; worsening of depression.

Severe severe side effects:
- Nasal and ear hair growth (Werewolfism).
- Long toothism and canine fang growth (Vampirism).

If you still decide to take our drug, whatever happens serves you right!

A Farce!

  • Dian429

    That is too funny Sonia. I think I will skip this one thank you.

    • Sonia Rumzi

       Good! Got so tired of medication ads. Guess I am watching too much tv. Thanks for the visit.

  • Zoe Saadia

    LMAO :D 
    I shall try it for a week. What could possibly happened? 
    I really can’t deal with lack of suicidal thoughts anymore :D

    • Sonia Rumzi

       Hehehehehe! Oh no! Not you! Don’t do it, don’t do it!

  • http://www.everydaygyaan.com/ Corinne Rodrigues

    It would have been so funny, Sonia…if it wasn’t so true! Loved it!

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