Dear Baba Rumcake,
Eating food is Satanic!
Life feeding on life, no matter plant or animal. Living things murdering other living things so that they might live. From the smallest bacteria to livestock and vegetables, the ritual sacrifice of the food you eat. This is Satan’s world, and if you eat food, you give him power from your evil deeds and sacrifices involved with eating food.
Avoiding food stuffs
Dear Avoiding,
Guess I am going to hell then. Guess we are all going to hell together and hopefully as far away from you as possible. Get a clue.
My thinking was to avoid your writing completely and move onto something more reasonable. But I decided against it, since it is important to show others how moronic some people out there are.
It sounds to me like you wish to be philosophical and cutting edge but you come off as ignorant and a nincompoop. It sounds like you want to appear thoughtful and discriminating but you sound despairing and lifeless. If you were going for jarring and shocking, you achieved that by sounding stupid and foolish.
On the whole, you need to give your life and your thoughts more thought and fly straight before you run into people who take you seriously and get hurt.
Blessings on your philosophical jargon,
Baba Rumcake