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Inappropriate Behavior Elicits Enthusiasm

March 28, 2011 by · 1 Comment

Dear Baba Rumcake, They announce your presence to everyone in the room. They say I JUST DROPPED ASS AND YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET HIT IN THE GRILL WITH IT. I will never tire of farting loudly and simultaneously striking any sort of amateur karate stance. However, I’ve recently changed my eating habits and managed to [...]

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Readers Crossing Street Cause Distress

March 21, 2011 by · Leave a Comment

Dear Baba Rumcake, Ever see someone crossing the street looking at their IPHONE and texting, not looking up once as they cross? Damn there be some real dimwits in this world. Annoyed Driver

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Harper Collins Failing Everyone

March 19, 2011 by · 3 Comments

Harper Collins just announced to the libraries carrying their e-books that after 26 “lendings”, the book agreement with them is null and void. Hence, the free library is required to buy the same book again. Even worse, Macmillan and Simon & Schuster do not even allow libraries any e-books from their catalogs. The nerve and [...]

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Relationship Sabotage Walk Away

March 12, 2011 by · Leave a Comment

Dear Baba Rumcake, How can you tell when a girl is trying to sabotage a relationship even though she claims she loves you? She flirts with others. Do other guys ever experience this? Annoyed and Confused

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Eating Food is Satanic!

March 10, 2011 by · Leave a Comment

Dear Baba Rumcake, Eating food is Satanic! Life feeding on life, no matter plant or animal. Living things murdering other living things so that they might live. From the smallest bacteria to livestock and vegetables, the ritual sacrifice of the food you eat. This is Satan’s world, and if you eat food, you give him [...]

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BF erased posting on FB

March 7, 2011 by · Leave a Comment

Dear Baba Rumcake, I’ve been dating a guy definitely for about 8 weeks, before we were friends for 8 months. We’ve been sleeping together. Even took me out for Valentine’s Day. Today he posted some funny video on Facebook, and I replied to it. Something sweet, but in no way vulgar or strange. He removed [...]

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Why Men Seek Youth

March 6, 2011 by · Leave a Comment

I saw this and thought i should post for women to see. Free advice from Baba Rumcake that explains how some men are scumbags. Bad News and the Good News… Sorry if this is harsh but its good (life changing) advice. The bad news is you are right. I am 32 and am not interested [...]

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Needing Male Boss

March 5, 2011 by · Leave a Comment

Dear Baba Rumcake, Male or Female boss, which is better? I have a GREAT opportunity for a new job that will pay me wayyy better. I have a phone interview this week. Good thing the hiring manager is male. Worked for women for years and wow this manager I have @ my current job is [...]

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Long Hair Mismatched Shoes Who Cares

March 1, 2011 by · Leave a Comment

I’m looking at hair styles and this was posted on the website…. “LENGTH: Many women wear long hairstyles because their significant other demands it, or because she is insecure and hides behind her hair. You should wear the hairstyles ‘best’ suited to you, and as long as you are hiding behind your hair, your confidence [...]

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Tooth Fairy Getting Expensive

February 28, 2011 by · Leave a Comment
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We all know that witches are everywhere waiting, lurking to take parts of you to put in their brew, like finger nail clippings, hair from your brush, a snotty tissue and even your tooth. When a child loses a tooth, it is a time to rejoice and be excited that they are growing up. That [...]

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