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$300 At a time To Buy Friendship

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Dear Baba Rumcake,
How much is the most you’ve spent on friends? Me: almost $300 bought what they sold. Not even sure these “friends” are true friends.
LovinFriends

Dear LovinFriends,
Wow, that is some serious inadequacy. What in the world were you thinking? Are you seriously that needy or is this just a ploy for attention.

Either way, it is your money. But darn lady, that is so screwed up. The problem is not only with you spending all this money but with those people you seem to believe are friends who allow you to spend all this money. So, they give you crap you do not need for money that you are willing to spend but need to complain about.

You are pathetic actually. Glad they are using you. You deserve it. Grow up! Find real friends or keep getting used.

Wanna Be Writer Stumped!

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Deer Baba Rumcake
I want to rite my ideals but I have a hard time expressing them. I have very good ideals in my head. The problem is I hate riting and I like conversating. I need advise to rite. I like to take pitchers too but my camera is broken. What do I do?
WanaRite

Dear WanaRite,
If you want to “write” get literate. Come on dude, I realize our educational system is on the fritz. But come on! How long can you blame the organization for your lack of initiative.

If you want “advice” which is what I thought you wrote, here it is: learn the English language! Go back to square one and learn how to express yourself. Take grammar classes and learn. Do what I tell my grandson to do, write your words three to ten times till you learn them.

As for those “ideas” in your head, express them to someone who can write and see what they can do with them. You might have good ones in that head of yours.

Your camera is broken and you cannot take “pictures”. I realize that English is not “write as you speak” kind of language but please man, go learn basics.

Now for the “conversation” part of this note, if you want to “converse” you can talk all you want with someone. KISS! Keep it simple stupid.

Should Feed Fat Partner Fatty Food?

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Dear Baba Rumcake,

If your bf/gf liked to eat lots of fatty foods and was already a little overweight, would you feed them more of it?

Wondering Partner

Dear Wondering Partner,

Why don’t you leave the eating habits of your partner to them. There is no need for this push to make things for your partner if they like to eat crap. If they do, let them make it themselves. What is the need for pushing? We say for people to avoid pushing drugs now you want to push bad food?
Stay the hell out of it. Let them be responsible for their own fattening. You do not need to encourage or comment or even suggest. Take a hike and let it be.

Baba Rumcake

Married Friend Refusing Comaraderie

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Dear Baba Rumcake,

I know a friend who is newly married and turning into a pretentious asswipe who is losing contact with all his friends. I want to say that when stuff like this happens, the relationship is the one that will usually end–and likely badly. But for now he is I guess going strong with her–spending all his time with her or just home. I really cant believe the person he’s become.
What do you think?

Missing my Buddy

Dear Missing,

He is a married man. It is natural for your friend to be involved in his new marriage. Happens with all newlyweds. In time he might come back. Or not. Get yourself ready for the reality that your friend found his soulmate and has moved on.
On the other hand, what the hell do you want with a married man? There is no way that he will spend the time he spent with you before. This is not some movie about growing up, this is growing up for real. Back off and leave him alone.
You do not need to be the one who gets in the way and cause a rift between them. Time for adult time. Go play Nintendo and PSP by yourself since I am sure that is what you miss with your friend.

Baba Rumcake

 

Could Str8 Man Have Gay Friends

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Dear Baba Rumcake,

Could a gay man and str8 guy be really good friends w/o the str8 guy being paranoid all the time? Even if the str8 guy is so secure with himself, his GF or buddies won’t be and will eventually wear him down by making him paranoid and badgering him and asking him why he’s friend with a gay man.
I have more str8 buddies than I know gay men and they all eventually become paranoid and leave and I have never had any sexual feelings toward them, they were like my brothers.

Str8 Shooter

Dear Str8,

Who are you trying to convince that you are straight? Not me, I hope! Sounds like a problem of your own making. We make friends with whoever comes our way without choosing and picking, unless we choose and pick who we go after for friendships.
People will come and go in your life, some Asian, Black, White, Alien, Gay, Women or otherwise. Who cares!? Why do you care who cares who you befriend? Make friends and keep the innuendo out of it. If someone makes a play for you, then get all mouthy and defensive. Otherwise give it a rest.
Baba Rumcake