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Broke Up Still Excited By Thoughts of Her

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Dear Baba Rumcake,

Have you ever ended a relationship with a girl or she ended it with you but you couldn’t stop thinking about her and getting excited at the thought of her?

ExctdinAlbany

Dear ExctdinAlbany,

Ummmm….get a grip! You broke up with her or she with you. It is over! On the other hand, if she is fueling your imagination thus fulfilling some need in you with Rosy Palm, then go for it, dude.
It is time to move on with your thought life.  Sounds to me like you need a new honey, fast. You could just fuel that imagination with another new fantasy. Or, you need to revisit that relationship and go ask her out again.
Either way, you will make headway by moving in one direction or the other instead of just thinking about things without any decision making.
Find another girl. Maybe then, you will not need to use your imagination or your hand. Be careful though, getting into another relationship, when the fires are still burning elsewhere. You will find yourself in a pickle if you see her again.

Also remember to check on your palm every day, hair might be growing and you might go blind.
God bless on deciding to move on.

Baba Rumcake

Male Bimbo Lacking Brains Too

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Dear Buba Rumcake,

I’m in love with a male bimbo.  He’s so sweet and good looking… But he’s not the most intellectual person. He also seems very one dimensional. Is that bad? What is wrong with me?

Confused in Lust

Dear Confused,

Nothing wrong with you that a few times in the sack will not fix. If you have such a hard on for this guy, sleep with him and get it over with. After all that is what the men did with women for years. They slept with all the bimbos without any regard to brains. So you are after brawn not brain.
Just remember it makes you light on your feet in the brain department. After all a little conversation is good. But, if you have reached the point of not caring, hey go for it. Okay enough said.

Let me ask though, you know he is not intellectual, he is one dimensional and he’s a bimbo, your words, and you still want him. God bless you on your shallowness!

Baba Rumcake

Never Invites Me to Partys

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So I have a ? I have a fiance that never invites me with him to his friends partys he says I wont have fun but how would he know he never ask what do you think?

Confused

Dear Confused,

I refuse to correct your spelling errors, punctuation disasters and all round illiterate writing.

You are either blind, stupid or just want a man just to have one. If this boy does not introduce you to his friends, he is:

  • ashamed of you
  • has a wife
  • has a girlfriend
  • has another woman
  • dating others
  • sleeping with all

But most importantly, he is lying. Nothing is so strange or weird about behavior that is obvious. Seems to be obvious but not to you, I can see that. Just because a man uses the word fiance or engaged does not mean that he is not using it with another woman or even a wife.

Dump the bastard! He is a lying, scum bag and you need to get away from him. This will not end well and you will get hurt when you find out some day that he also children and a wife.

Irresponsible Dad Problem Not Lazy Son

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I have been married for many years, and my husband and I live together. His unemployed and (otherwise homeless) adult son lives with us as well. We have 3 young children from our marriage together. His son does not respect ANY of the rules of the house, doesn’t do any chores, doesn’t contribute anything positive at all. He lies. Disrupts the household. Yells at me and the kids.

How do I tell my husband me and the kids or his son?
Living In Turmoil

Dear Living In Turmoil,

Are you frikking kidding me! Why would you even want to stay with that moron who did such a lousy job with his first son? He will do the same for the other three and they will all end up at your doorstep, all homeless and needy.

If you do not see that this situation is on the whole bad for all of you, I am not sure that you hold a job that needs any intelligence. What in the world are you waiting for? An act of Congress to get your butt out of there and protect your children from this lazy, no good, user? Well, you will wait a long time since they don’t have their act together either.

Get off your scared lazy behind and take those children out of there before more harm is caused by the irresponsible behavior of the father. NOT the son, the DAD is the problem. His loose ideals will ruin all of them.
Blessings on your Oh so lame excuses,
-Baba Rumcake

Tumble Fun In Bed

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Dear Baba Rumcake,

My husband and I have been trying for 7 months and I’m

so frustrated. It seems EVERYONE is pregnant or has

delivered their infants already, while we are still

trying and absolutely nothing is happening.

We’re both so disappointed and don’t know what to do.

Desperate Wanting to be Mommy

 

Dear DWTBM,

 

Jump his bones! That is all there is to this. You are going about this the back ass way. Instead of just having fun you are making this a chore. I am not belittling your efforts or your need to be a mother, I am merely suggesting that couples relax and have fun then they have babies.

 

The reason some of these women get pregnant when they do not want to, could be because they are sure they will not have kids on birth control so RELAX having fun, then whamo, it happens and they are prego.

 

Please give it a rest! When you wake up in the morning and he is hard as a rock, as most men are, just do it. Do it anytime, anywhere and all the time for fun not for conception. If you are Catholic, well I am so sorry then, you have to keep thinking of it. If not? Then just have fun and it will happen in time, not your timetable maybe but eventually. Seven months is not a long time.

 

In the event that you cannot conceive after having fun for a while then you can look for medical assistance. Otherwise, live your life until you get pregnant. You sound tense, relax, enjoy, live your life. You cannot control it so live it.

 

Blessings on your womb and your daily dose of fun and tumble in bed.

 

Baba Rumcake