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Pedaling A New Miracle Drug!

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– if you have asthma and cannot go out to follow the bee;
– if you have acne and hate the pock marks on your forehead;
– if you have depression and it weighs you down watching you;
– if you have scabby ugly psoriasis…….

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Photo: Matt Browne, Flikr, Creative Commons

– Will open your clogged air vents;
– Dry up the acne afflicting your face;
– And lift you up from depression pits if you have no suicidal thoughts;
– Clear your psoriasis for a week, inside of a week.

Simple Side effects: nausea, drowsiness, and dizziness. Fast heart rate, suicidal thoughts and hallucinations.

Other Side effects may also include: Back pain; headache; mild pain, redness, or swelling at the injection site; mild stomach pain; nausea; runny or stuff nose.

Medium allergic reactions:
(Rash; hives; itching; difficulty breathing; tightness in the chest; swelling of the mouth, face, lips, or tongue; unusual hoarseness); black, tarry, or bloody stools; blood in the urine; burning, numbness, or tingling; butterfly-shaped rash on the nose and cheeks; change in the appearance of a mole; chest pain; confusion; fainting; fast or irregular heartbeat; mental or mood changes; muscle pain or weakness; new or worsening joint pain; open sore that does not heal; persistent pain, swelling, or redness at the injection site; red, swollen, blistered, or peeling skin; severe or persistent headache or dizziness; severe or persistent stomach pain; shortness of breath; signs of infection (eg, fever, chills, or persistent sore throat; persistent cough; flu-like symptoms; warm, red, or painful skin; increased or painful urination); swelling of the ankles, hands, or feet; tremor; unexplained weight loss or weight gain; unusual bruising or bleeding; unusual lumps; unusual skin growth or other skin changes; unusual tiredness or weakness; unusually pale skin; vision changes; vomit that looks like coffee grounds.

Slightly than medium reactions: Anxiety; constipation; decreased sexual desire or ability; diarrhea; dizziness; drowsiness; dry mouth; increased sweating; loss of appetite; nausea; nervousness; stomach upset; tiredness; trouble sleeping; vomiting; weight loss.

Severe side effects:
Severe allergic reactions (rash; hives; itching; difficulty breathing; tightness in the chest; swelling of the mouth, face, lips, or tongue); bizarre behavior; black or bloody stools; chest pain; confusion; decreased bladder control; decreased concentration; decreased coordination; exaggerated reflexes; fainting; fast or irregular heartbeat; fever; hallucinations; memory loss; new or worsening agitation, panic attacks, aggressiveness, impulsiveness, irritability, hostility, exaggerated feeling of well-being, restlessness, or inability to sit still; persistent or severe ringing in the ears; persistent, painful erection; red, swollen, blistered, or peeling skin; seizures; severe or persistent anxiety or trouble sleeping; severe or persistent headache; stomach pain; suicidal thoughts or attempts; tremor; unusual bruising or bleeding; unusual or severe mental or mood changes; unusual weakness; vision changes; worsening of depression.

Severe severe side effects:
– Nasal and ear hair growth (Werewolfism).
– Long toothism and canine fang growth (Vampirism).

If you still decide to take our drug, whatever happens serves you right!

A Farce!

Play or Don’t, But Check It Out!

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I’m it for now but I won’t be by the time I finish writing this post. But some of you will!

Thank you, poet/writer/bloggin’ buddy Sweepy Jean for tagging me into the game. The rules are as follows:

  1. Post the rules.
  2. Tag up to eleven bloggers by posting links to their blogs, and let them know.
  3. Create eleven questions for the people you’ve tagged.
  4. Answer the questions your tagger posed for you.
  5. Have fun!

#2 Some bloggers to check out:

These are but a few of the wonderful people I follow and post all over the net. Talented and wonderful. They make the world a little better.

#3 Questions for you to answer:

  1. What is your favorite movie?
  2. What is your favorite drink?
  3. What are you reading now?
  4. What is your exercise of choice?
  5. Are you a late night or early dawn person?
  6. What equipment do you use for photography?
  7. How many words do you write in one sitting?
  8. Do you like to edit?
  9. Do you re-write before you give it to your editor or do you hand it off raw?
  10. In the Matrix, he asked to come back as someone important, like an actor. What or who would you like to come as?
  11. Do you read more than one book at a time?

#4 Answering the Questions posed to me:

What are your top three favorite films?
-Murphy’s Romance/ When Harry Met Sally/ Something’s Gotta Give

What makes you laugh?
-I am silly. I laugh about everything especially when I make mistakes.

What would you want to be if you couldn’t be human?
-A Monkey

Are you too cool for school?
-Hardly! Don’t like the rigidity though.

What’s the best thing that could happen to you?
-I die in my sleep.

What’s your favorite element on the periodic table?
-Silver

What is “it”?
-Life as it comes.

Dogs or cats?
-Dogs by far!

What’s the hardest question you ever had to answer?
-Too hard.

Why is it that I’m just now learning about the Lorax, the new movie notwithstanding?
-You don’t read to children?

If you had the chance to do it all again, would you?
-Hard question to answer directly. Start from when? Will I be the same person? Would I start knowing what I know now? All in all, I would say, no. I love my life.

#Had Fun!