Today is International Fetish Day.
Now what do you think of that? Have you ever thought what your fetish is? There are a wide variety of fetishes in the world and since this is an international day, I thought that listing them all would be interesting. How useful, I am not really certain of that. But, why always write what is important.
Entertainment for today!
A list of fetishes and my commentary:
Acomoclitic – the preference of hairless genitalia…
Botulinonia – using a sausage as a dildo., …just don’t cook it later, please
Choreophilia – sexually aroused by dancing, ….that’s what the Baptists said, it leads to sex.
Doraphilia – arousal from fur or animal skin, …..ewwwww, side of beef.
Endytphoilia – refers to preferring sex partners to be clothed rather than naked, …..why for heaven’s sake. Puritans.
Gomphipothic – arousal by seeing teeth, ….. huh?
Homilophilia – arousal from giving sermon or speech., ….no wonder he was so thrilled all the time.
Inspectionism – Voyeurism, …we all do that when we watch movies, get over it.
Jactitation – arousal from bragging about sexual exploits, ….every friggin’ locker room is raging then.
Kleptolagnia – arousal from stealing, ….well, that’s alright then, you can have it,
Lactaphilia – arousal from lactating breasts, ….see that is why they ask women to cover up when feeding, risking discovery.
Melolagnia – arousal from music, …. ta ra la la la tra la la…O crap, done.
Nanophilia – attraction to, vertically challenged people, ….yep thought I should be PC.
Ochlophilia – arousal from biting, ….Ok, just take your rabies shots first.
Psychrotentiginous – Arousal from cold water, …Now that is just wrong.
Rhabdophilia – Arousal from being flogged, beaten or caned, ….Gimme that rod, I’ll take care of your problem.
Satyriasis – Male equivalent of nymphomania, ….That is just called a male slut.
Timophilia – Arousal from power or wealth, ….Now I get it, no wonder Cheney needed it, the limp biscuit.
Urtication – The use of stinging plants to stimulate the skin, ….Ouch!
Vincilagnia – Arousal from bondage, ….Talk about keeping someone in their place.
Xenophilia – Sexual arousal from strangers, ….Yeah, you don’t hate them since you do not know them,
Zwischenstufe – Arousal from person/s of the same sex, ….Is that like homosexual?
A to Z, International Fetish Day