Lonely Condom Seeks Valentine

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Valentine’s Day with National Condom Week Is it any surprise that today is not only Valentine’s Day but also National Condom Week? Not to me. I can see the correlation here. Honestly, can’t you see it? Here we are embarking on another V-day where expectations are high and demand is even higher. So, she is [...]

Irresponsible Dad Problem Not Lazy Son

I have been married for many years, and my husband and I live together. His unemployed and (otherwise homeless) adult son lives with us as well. We have 3 young children from our marriage together. His son does not respect ANY of the rules of the house, doesn’t do any chores, doesn’t contribute anything positive [...]

Romance Never Dies Away

Movie Review – The Holiday When you think, at least when I think of Jack Black, I do not think romantic, adorable or cute. I think gross, silly and funny but lovable. But in this movie Jack Black is not only debonaire but charming and wonderful in a most romantic aspect I have ever seen [...]

Inappropriate Behavior Elicits Enthusiasm

Dear Baba Rumcake, They announce your presence to everyone in the room. They say I JUST DROPPED ASS AND YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET HIT IN THE GRILL WITH IT. I will never tire of farting loudly and simultaneously striking any sort of amateur karate stance. However, I’ve recently changed my eating habits and managed to [...]

True Confessions Can Be Destructive

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True Confessions Day Please don’t be stupid and go confessing something that would cause trouble in your marriage or relationships in general. Just because today is True Confessions Day does not mean you should go into work and tell your Boss that you hate them, no matter how much you want to do it. Just [...]

BF erased posting on FB

Dear Baba Rumcake, I’ve been dating a guy definitely for about 8 weeks, before we were friends for 8 months. We’ve been sleeping together. Even took me out for Valentine’s Day. Today he posted some funny video on Facebook, and I replied to it. Something sweet, but in no way vulgar or strange. He removed [...]

Long Distance Not Hot Enough

This guy is becoming distant…what to do? I met this guy online and he expressed deep interest and how he feels about me. Then the 2nd time we chat, I told him how I feel about him. One thing is every time I chat with him, it goes really well but afterward I am gone [...]

Long Hair Mismatched Shoes Who Cares

I’m looking at hair styles and this was posted on the website…. “LENGTH: Many women wear long hairstyles because their significant other demands it, or because she is insecure and hides behind her hair. You should wear the hairstyles ‘best’ suited to you, and as long as you are hiding behind your hair, your confidence [...]

Marriage Vows Not Always “Till Do Us Part”

Dear Baba Rumcake, When does it stop hurting? Recently separated from my husband and I know he’s not good for me. (Basically our whole marriage was a fraud for my money) I know that in my head, but my heart still hurts so much. How do you get over a man that you promised in [...]

You are an Emotional Moron!

Dear Baba Rumcake, Do most relationships start out very gradually, like you hang out once a week or less for a while until it gradually increases? Or is it usually a couple of times a week right away? Anybody have any luck dealing with women? I call her. She hangs up. I call again. She [...]