Tooth Fairy Getting Expensive

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We all know that witches are everywhere waiting, lurking to take parts of you to put in their brew, like finger nail clippings, hair from your brush, a snotty tissue and even your tooth. When a child loses a tooth, it is a time to rejoice and be excited that they are growing up. That [...]

FWB Not Marrying Me

Dear Baba Rumcake, What would your reaction be if you had an FWB and out of the blue, they told you that they were getting married. You’ve had this FWB for almost a year already. Out of The Blue Dear Out of the Blue, Ummm, Joy?

Self Centered Intolerance Not Tolerated

Dear Baba Rumcake, I feel like the older i get, the more people get on my nerves. I don’t know if this has to do with my age (27 tomorrow..ughh) or my personality. I’m very introverted. I generally like people, but I notice that I have a shorter tolerance for them and being around people [...]

What Will They Wear Tonight

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The Academy Awards are tonight. The night where everyone will be glued to their television sets to find out who will win and who will bomb this year. It is all fine and good to say that you were nominated but the truth is you lost if you did not win, nominated or not, does [...]

Cockroachs In Dreams Mean Unclean

Dear Baba Rumcake, I had a weird dream about giant cock roaches last night. There were 3 of them in my apartment and I was trying to kill them. But I was also trying to change out of my clothes which were soaking wet and sticking to me for some reason. I wonder what it [...]

For Pete’s Sake Bread to Bake

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We have become very familiar with the brotherly St. Peter since he was the one who denied Jesus three times anyway, it is easy to take his name in vain. Or when irritated that someone had done something really stupid and you cry out, “For Pete’s sake! What did you do that for?” You get [...]

Kierkegaard, Not Antonym to Belief

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“People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.” — Søren Kierkegaard Kierkegaard is by far one of our most brilliant philosophers of this time. His writings all stem from his education by a father who was well to do. His devotion and his writings centered around [...]

Social Climber Seeks Celebrity

Dear Baba Rumcake, If you write a letter to a celebrity saying you would marry them with a pre nup, what are the chances that they will write you back a personal letter? Waiting For a Celebrity

In America Official Advocates Live Ammunition Against Protesters

I never interfere in politics but this is ridiculous. Here in America! This is not Egypt or Libya! This is the United States of FREE America. Jeff Cox, Deputy Attorney General of Indiana tweeted advocating that the police should use deadly force against the protesters of Wisconsin. Now, it is really hard to believe that [...]

Hurtful Fun Will Not Be Tolerated

Dear Baba Rumcake, I used to make fun of a girl in my neighborhood who had really big curly hair Then my baby brother held a sparkler too close to my head and half of my hair burned off. I had to get a very short, ugly haircut. And then she never missed a chance [...]