Lips Tell Who You Are

LipsLips Appreciation Day

Nothing says beautiful as a pair of gorgeous lush lips, with a sparkling wine color. Whatever your preference is for eyes and body, lips are the only time people agree that full and voluptuous is the hallmark of gorgeous in the flappers department.

The dictionary describes them as the fleshy part that is over and below the teeth and mouth. Lips have been exalted in literature, poetry and paintings. Nothing says I love you, like a plump pair of lips. [Read more...]

Living Happily Socks Bitchy Gravity

rhino-butt.jpgAfter taking my shower, I stepped out of the tub and stood before my mirror. As I looked, suddenly my butt fell down. Now, what are the odds of being before a mirror when gravity takes hold and yanks you down?

But there you have it. My hands flew behind me to keep it from sliding any further down to no avail. Following that momentous occasion, my belly followed suit and here I stood with a tire around my midriff lamenting my years of exercise. [Read more...]

Confused PDA Fan

Dear Baba Rumcake,

is it strange when guys are really into PDA?

Confused PDA Fan

Dear PDA Fan,

If by “really” you mean tearing someone’s clothes off on a busy street corner, frenching during a family get together, or bumping uglies on a crowded bus, you may have a bit of a problem. If by “really” you mean holding hands on a walk, kissing in the corner at a party, or giving your lover a neck massage while with a group of friends, that might be considered more socially acceptable.

The other factor depends entirely on the object of your PDA. Is he or she ok with your displays? If so, and you are both comfortable with the degree of publicity, then screw anyone else who might have a problem. If he or she is not as big of a fan of PDA, then your attempts may end up pushing your partner away. You may have to discuss and establish a mutual boundary.

If you are concerned about what other people think, maybe you aren’t as big of a fan of PDA as you think. The whole point of PDA is being ready and willing to show the world how you feel about someone. There will always be anal conservatives who get grossed-out by PDA. Either you care what they think, or you don’t. You have to decide what you are comfortable with.

Blessings and all the best displaying some affection,

Baba Rumcake

Sensitive Skin Fallacy

Saying that your face is sensitive is a true fallacy that seems to be prevalent amongst women of ages twenty through fifty.

Our face is probably one of the toughest parts of our body since it is most exposed to the elements.  Our face is in the sun, the wind and the heat, the cold and the salt in general.  We cover our torso and legs and leave our face exposed.

 

Now, take battery acid and pour it all over your face and it will react poorly.

 

Most high end products use preservative synthetic chemical products.  The promise to smooth wrinkles and strip the face of impurities is done with harsh chemicals.

 

So, everyone is led to believe that their face is “sensitive”.

 

Treat your face right and you will get healthy skin.  Do not pour chemicals and plastics on your face and then suggest that you have sensitive skin.

 

Treat your face with respect.  Your face takes a beating as it is, it is facing everything before the rest of your body gets to experience it.

 

When you eat poorly, your face suffers and you end up with zits, blackheads and white heads.  Avoid fried foods, of course, nothing new there.

 

Eat more olive oil.   Eat fresh foods.  Eat raw foods.  Do not cut out the cooked healthy foods either.  Eat.

 

Stay away from white flour, white breads and pasta.  Stay away from white potatoes,  eat sweet potatoes.

 

Take the time to figure out what you do to cause break outs on your face and protect it from harsh chemicals and unnatural products.

 

Read the labels and if you do not recognize something, do not use it until you are satisfied that you know what it is.  Protect your face.??