Lonely Condom Seeks Valentine

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Valentine’s Day with National Condom Week Is it any surprise that today is not only Valentine’s Day but also National Condom Week? Not to me. I can see the correlation here. Honestly, can’t you see it? Here we are embarking on another V-day where expectations are high and demand is even higher. So, she is [...]

Long Distance Not Hot Enough

This guy is becoming distant…what to do? I met this guy online and he expressed deep interest and how he feels about me. Then the 2nd time we chat, I told him how I feel about him. One thing is every time I chat with him, it goes really well but afterward I am gone [...]

Social Climber Seeks Celebrity

Dear Baba Rumcake, If you write a letter to a celebrity saying you would marry them with a pre nup, what are the chances that they will write you back a personal letter? Waiting For a Celebrity

Daytona Arena Blood Lust

Daytona 500 So, here we are again boys and girls celebrating Daytona 500 day. You know that amazing day where all these grown men get into perfectly good, expensive cars, knowing full well, I might add, that they might get smashed to smithereens. Yep, they know it, they have spent the money and will do [...]

Failing Kindergarten! Now what?

Dear Baba Rumcake, I’m crazy about this girl, who won’t have me. Or, rather, she won’t have me, again. But I’ve got a gf. I shouldn’t even want, anyone else. The gf is a good person, attractive, sweet. The passion is understated, though. And, I think she’s got some deep seated issues. She’s very quiet. [...]