Dear Baba Rumcake,
When does it stop hurting?
Recently separated from my husband and I know he’s not good for me. (Basically our whole marriage was a fraud for my money) I know that in my head, but my heart still hurts so much.
How do you get over a man that you promised in front of your family and God that you would love forever?
Hardly Over It in O’Brien [Read more…] about Marriage Vows Not Always “Till Do Us Part”
So, here we are again boys and girls celebrating Daytona 500 day. You know that amazing day where all these grown men get into perfectly good, expensive cars, knowing full well, I might add, that they might get smashed to smithereens. Yep, they know it, they have spent the money and will do it anyway.
Talking to a friend last might, I suggested that it was amazing that throngs watch cars going around in circles the same direction for hours. That crazy woman screamed, “But sometimes they crash!” [Read more…] about Daytona Arena Blood Lust
Dear Baba Rumcake,
Why can’t we all just wear pull ups to bed?
Seriously, I would sleep so much better if I didn’t have to get up twice a night to pee.
Thoughts?
Night P from Plenty
Dear Night P,
After I wiped laughter tears so I could see to write, I salute your courage on writing about such a fantastical idea. [Read more…] about Pull Ups For Wee Wee At Night!
After taking my shower, I stepped out of the tub and stood before my mirror. As I looked, suddenly my butt fell down. Now, what are the odds of being before a mirror when gravity takes hold and yanks you down?
But there you have it. My hands flew behind me to keep it from sliding any further down to no avail. Following that momentous occasion, my belly followed suit and here I stood with a tire around my midriff lamenting my years of exercise. [Read more…] about Living Happily Socks Bitchy Gravity
Itchy, Bitchy, Crampy, Moody, Weepy, you get the idea. Which one are you?
At birth we are 90% body water. In adulthood it decreases to 70-75%. When we age we dry up like prunes and we are at an ever low of 50%.
Why am I sharing this with you? Because today is Perigean Spring Tides. I could go on and on and explain what that is but you will find that on Wikipedia. [Read more…] about Free To Be Creepy