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Raging Neighbor Bothers Me!

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Dear Baba Rumcake,

A new neighbor moved into the apartment above me a couple months ago. A few times now I and other neighbors have been woken up to the sound of him screaming “f**k you!” repeatedly and banging on his walls and floor repeatedly for hours in the middle of the night. There is nobody else in the apartment with him as he freaks.

What can be done about this situation? I am sure the neighbor will go into a rage again and I have a 9-5 job I need to be awake for during the day. Any ideas?

Distressed Neighbor [Read more…] about Raging Neighbor Bothers Me!

You are an Emotional Moron!

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Dear Baba Rumcake,
Do most relationships start out very gradually, like you hang out once a week or less for a while until it gradually increases? Or is it usually a couple of times a week right away?
Anybody have any luck dealing with women?
I call her. She hangs up. I call again. She hangs up.
Why the frack do women play these games?

WndrngY in Warren [Read more…] about You are an Emotional Moron!

Are Losers Judging Me?

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Dear Rumcake,

Sameness is my comfort zone and dare I not step out of my shell. God forbid if I explore new things.

I stress when driving and get lost. I hate going to new and unfamiliar places trying to find my way looking or coming across as klutzy or dumb so I won’t take chances.

Do you feel awkward in new place trying to get your bearings, fearing that losers are judging you?

Seeking Solace in Saratoga [Read more…] about Are Losers Judging Me?

Love and Money Equals Happiness?

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Dear Baba Rumcake,

Tell me, is it really wrong to like someone more when you find out they have money? Assuming you liked them already.

Wondering in Wichita

Dear Wondering,
I suppose being a gold digger and a social climber is not so bad. There should be no reason for remorse about being shallow and superficial.

You already like the bloke, so there’s no harm in liking him more, for his dough, huh?
After all, money will bring with it comfort and future security. It makes a man seem more desirable since he can take care of you.

It is not so much wrong, as it is immoral. I am not sure that there is a definition to be set to it. Knowing that about yourself, knowing that there was a shift in sentiment over something that materialistic should make you stop and wonder what traits you have that need tweaking and modifying, they need.

I would take a harder look at yourself. A serious look at your trifling sensibilities. Character is what matters in the end. Dig deeper into yourself.

Remaining with him will only make you dependent, weak and less likely to be able to survive on your own, in the future.

The problem with those feelings of liking him more, is, you will overlook serious problems because you see dollar signs in your eyes, ignoring the major issues if they come up.

Blessings on your shaky future,
Baba Rumcake

Gay, Past Life; Are You Serious?

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Dear Baba Rumcake,
I love my wife and children but occasionally, I like to be with men. Does that mean I was gay in a past life?

Tantalized from Cleveland

Dear Tantalized,

No, I would say, no. You were not gay, in a past life. You are gay, in this life.

Are you kidding, pal? I got it, that, you lived your life hiding behind the marriage certificate, bully for you. You have children too, very clever. I imagine, that you think that you are outsmarting everyone who loves you, by having such a great cover. You are not the first nor will you be the last man to do that.

It is interesting that you would want to believe that you were gay in a past life so that you would not admit that you are gay right now, in this life, at this moment. Which makes you an imaginative jughead.

If you continue down that path, it will be alright for a while, I guess, but not for long. Since you are gay, you will make mistakes and will get caught. When your wife finds out, she will probably want to bash your head in. Forewarned is forearmed!

Either stay off the “sauce” or get out, of the proverbial, closet, and live your life the way you want to live it.

So, just to clarify, so that there would be no mistakes about my answer to you, I will explain again.

You are gay. Do not make witless excuses for your needs.

Any man, who wants to be, with another man, is gay. Grow up! Past lives excuse, is for Quixotic dimwits.

Blessings on your past life.

Baba Rumcake